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10 Things You Should Never Tell A Woman

You're past the early stages of your relationship and the two of you are getting pretty close. You are probably thinking that it's time to open up and share all those intimate details of your past and present. Well, stop right there!

Up until now, you've probably been told that honesty is the best policy in a relationship -- not always, idiot. However, there are certain things about you, your family and your personal history that you don't need to share with your woman.

Now, I'm certainly not advocating lying, but rather selectively omitting some information that might not work in your favor. The following are 10 things that you should definitely not tell your girlfriend, even if she asks. In fact, mentioning any of the following would probably have her say, "I wish you hadn't told me that."


10 - Your family hates her.
This is an unfortunate situation, yes. But if you tell her, you'll only fuel the fire by making her angry or insecure. If you don't agree with your family's hesitations about her, then politely ask them to butt out. Just do what you can to make them change their minds and hope they'll warm up to her with time.

9 - You have insecurities.
Do you feel jealous of your best friend's looks or his sweet new car? Or do you envy your girlfriend's status, job or salary? Everyone has their share of insecurities, but in the dating world, it's vital that you keep these insecurities under your hat. One of the most important things a woman looks in a man is confidence, and if she sees that you are constantly insecure and jealous, you won't seem so poised. So if you can't put a stop to your insecurities and your green-eyed monster, at least try to keep it to yourself.

8 - You flirt with other women.
If you are a flirty type of guy, she probably knows it already. In fact, you probably flirted with her before you got together. Having said that, she doesn't need to hear the list of women that you flirted with all day, nor does she need to hear about the list of women that flirted with you. If it really is harmless flirting, then why make her worry about it?

7 - You have a wimpy behavior.
Okay, so you don't kill spiders, you run away from fights and maybe you even cry during movies. Unfortunately for you, the cliché is true: Women like strong men. So telling her that you're afraid of an itty-bitty insect or that you can't stand heights isn't going to work in your favor. Naturally, if you are going to be with her in the long term, she might learn some of these little factoids as you go along. But do your best not to divulge them all in the beginning.

6 - You compare her to your ex-girlfriend in bed.
Needless to say, everyone does this; she is probably also comparing you to her ex to some extent. But do avoid offering her specific details about your past conquests, specifically the fact that your past lover was better than her in bed. In fact, even if you are telling her that she is better than your ex, this is a bad can of worms to open. No woman wants to be compared to another, especially in the sexual department.

5 - You talk to your mother too often.
Do you talk to mom several times a day? To a woman you're dating, that could be a little intimidating. A woman doesn't want to feel like she's competing with your mother, or worse, that you're dependent on mommy. So just keep that cute little secret to yourself.

4 - You have not-so-cool hobbies.
So you might keep a collection of Transformers in your underwear drawer or be fascinated by things like Faberge eggs. But you have to realize that it is unlikely that she will appreciate your wacky interests and hobbies. Don't fool yourself into thinking that such quirks are charming; chances are, they'll just be a real turnoff.

3 - You've done shameful things in the past.
You might think that the two of you are close enough for you to reveal these little tidbits. But unfortunately, she'll never be ready to hear that you've cheated on past girlfriends or that you've enjoyed private dances at strip clubs. Even non-sexual shameful acts that you've committed -- like theft, bullying or betrayals -- are not things that you want to divulge. While you might want to get some of these secrets off your chest, she will never forget them. And you'll come off looking like a less moral or honest person as a result.

2 - You find one of her friends smoking hot.
So you think that blonde friend of hers is cute? Fair enough. But do have the sense not to mention it to your girlfriend -- not even as a joke. She won't find it funny; actually, she will probably be angry and hurt, and in the long run, she'll never trust you around her friends. You might think that your girlfriend is secure enough to handle this piece of information, but let me tell you that she's definitely not. Most girls aren't, so don't risk it.

Number 1.....
The number one thing you should never tell a woman really needs no explanation.....your past or current STDs. I just hope that you're not having sex with her without being 100% sure that you've been cured of that bacterial disease. Wait, a viral disease? Then goodluck on that one, you're on your own buddy.

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Do be open and honest with her about most things -- by now, she should know most of the details of your personal life. Facts about your health and personal life that affect her are important to divulge. But consider this: her opinion of you isn't completely formed yet.

So when it comes to these 10 seemingly unimportant tidbits, be selective about what you tell her. Just as you are living the good life not knowing all those little secrets she's been keeping from you, she'll be happier not knowing about these unnecessary information.

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شايد كه عمل كنيم:
تفاوت كشورهاي ثروتمند و فقير، تفاوت قدمت آنها نيست.
زيرا براي مثال كشور مصر بيش از 3000 سال تاريخ مكتوب دارد و فقير است!
اما كشورهاي جديدي مانند كانادا، نيوزيلند، استراليا كه 150 سال پيش وضعيت قابل توجهي نداشتند اكنون كشورهايي توسعه‌يافته و ثروتمند هستند.
تفاوت كشورهاي فقير و ثروتمند در ميزان منابع طبيعي قابل استحصال آنها هم نيست.
ژاپن كشوري است كه سرزمين بسيار محدودي دارد كه 80 درصد آن كوه‌هايي است كه مناسب كشاورزي و دامداري نيست اما دومين اقتصاد قدرتمند جهان پس از آمريكا را دارد. اين كشور مانند يك كارخانه پهناور و شناوري مي‌باشد كه مواد خام را از همه جهان وارد كرده و به صورت محصولات پيشرفته صادر مي‌كند.
مثال بعدي سويس است.كشوري كه اصلاً كاكائو در آن به عمل نمي‌آيد اما بهترين شكلات‌هاي جهان را توليد و صادر مي‌كند. در سرزمين كوچك و سرد سويس كه تنها در چهار ماه سال مي‌توان كشاورزي و دامداري انجام داد، بهترين لبنيات (پنير) دنيا توليد مي‌شود.
سويس كشوري است كه به امنيت، نظم و سختكوشي مشهور است و به همين خاطر به گاوصندوق دنيا مشهور شده‌است (بانك‌هاي سويس).
افراد عاليرتبه‌اي كه از كشورهاي ثروتمند با همپايان خود در كشورهاي فقير برخورد دارند براي ما مشخص مي‌كنند كه سطح هوش و فهم نيز تفاوت قابل توجهي در اين ميان ندارد.
نژاد و رنگ پوست نيز مهم نيستند زيرا مهاجراني كه در كشور خود برچسب تنبلي مي‌گيرند در كشورهاي اروپايي به نيروهاي مولد تبديل مي‌شوند.
پس تفاوت در چيست؟
تفاوت در رفتارهاي است كه در طول سال‌ها فرهنگ و دانش نام گرفته است.
وقتي كه رفتارهاي مردم كشورهاي پيشرفته و ثروتمند را تحليل مي‌كنيم متوجه مي‌شويم كه اكثريت غالب آنها از اصول زير در زندگي خود پيروي مي‌كنند:
1) اخلاق به عنوان اصل پايه 2) وحدت 3) مسئوليت پذيري 4) احترام به قانون و مقررات 5) احترام به حقوق شهروندان ديگر
6) عشق به كار 7) تحمل سختي‌ها به منظور سرمايه‌گذاري روي آينده 8) ميل به ارائه كارهاي برتر و فوق‌العاده 9) نظم‌پذيري
اما در كشورهاي فقير تنها عده قليلي از مردم از اين اصول پيروي مي‌كنند.
ما ايرانيان فقير هستيم نه به اين خاطر كه منابع طبيعي نداريم يا اينكه طبيعت نسبت به ما بيرحم بوده‌است.
ما فقير هستيم براي اينكه رفتارمان چنين سبب شده‌است.
ما فاقد اهتمام لازم جهت آموختن و رعايت اصول فوق كه توسط كشورهاي پيشرفته شناسايي شده‌است هستيم.
اگر شما اين نامه را براي ديگران نفرستيد اتفاقي براي شما نمي‌افتد. گربه شما نمي‌ميرد، از محل كارتان اخراج نمي‌شويد، هفت سال بدبختي بر سرتان آوار نمي‌شود و مريض هم نخواهيد شد.
اما اگر ميهن خود را دوست داريد اين پيغام را به گردش بياندازيد تا شايد تعداد بيشتري از هموطنانمان مانند شما آن را بفهمند، تغيير كرده و عمل كنند.

Hoy

Hoy mag-post naman kayo ng kahit ano!

Spit and Homos

Spit and Homos

 

shittt pare sira vibes ko kanina. it was raining cats

and dogs so i had to go tambay sa waiting shed ng

starbs sc while waiting for mang tonyo. pucha

talaga i feel like out of place katabi all these baho

orcs. Then i saw a native spitting sa road before

making sabit sa jeep na dumaan. Im certain nacall

center lowlife un with his gaudy getup and 2-layer

jacket na mukhang sako ng bigas sa kacheapan.

Definitely naghahabol ng shift yun dahil need nya

every penny to survive his miserable existence or

pede ring naeebs na like the askal that he is. Kadiri

talaga pare sana malaglag na that neanderthal from

his sabit and spare the world of their kind na no.

 

ankulit kasi ni mom eh, sabi ko ng let me drive the

car muna kaso she's afraid id gallop my spankin

new ferrari all over rufino parking just like last time.

Its as if i made gasgas or anything sa car tutal akin

naman yun. i even saw that baho native sekyu trying

to stop me while i dash to the ground floor. Lapit ba

naman tapos pinapaslow down ako? The audacity!

Kaya i took a ninoy bill from my versace italia

collezion wallet and shoved it straight to that

mamaw jaws of his. Hahaha tuwa pa si gago, how

gullible these simpletons are oh.

 

When that antique butler of mine came i was so

mad that i made galit in french so as to make him

and all those filthy katutubos look more stupid. Iba

talaga pag may pedigree, mukhang egoy silang

lahat Haha.

 

while in the car i tried contacting mom who was

nagging me na for the upteenth time kung asan na

ko. Flooding my Nokia 9500 with those shoddy

texts all day, its as if id make a dyahe sms reply no

sheesshh... buti na lang talaga i changed from globe

to smart last week, pare naging seamless ang

chikahan namin ni Cherubs nung weekend... i had

to check on how she was doing na sa Aldridge u sa

bay area so i can pay her a visit pag libre na cia.

Umaatikabong shopping spree na naman to! Last

time we talked was a nightmare while using that

uber jologs Globo sim. I mean pare biruin mo ha top

of the line platinum service na ko but countless

beses nag drop ang call namin ni che. Kulang na

lang buhusan ko ng muriatic acid ung sim card sa

sobrang inis. i bet almost 90% of globo users are

call center scads trying to be IN by worshipping that

stoopid commercial where nagsparkle ung mata

nung bitchy orclady. "are u one of us?" kadire

feeling chichi commoner pero swakwaks naman no... really

sooo bobo, no brainer eh "globo homo" sucks

fuk them all for that fuked up service.

 

Later pare.

 

 

 

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Alternative Christmas Trip - Corregidor

Thinking of something out-of-the-ordinary side trip this Christmas break? Pondering on a different kind of Holiday or anniversary gift for your special someone?

Why not try Corregidor?



It's just near Manila, PLUS: you'll get to travel on a mini cruise, lots of historical insights, adventure challenge for the not-so-weak-at-heart, at best of all... it's very affordable!!!

Not quite convinced? Hhmmm... this might spark your interest - check out the travel log I made from my trip last year at my blogsite.

I suggest you read the accounts in this particular order:
Sail away
History 101: Corregidor, the Spanish, the Americans, and World War II
Batteries are included
Spirit Questors
Bid the island farewell

Go on, sail away to Corregidor! Surely an unforgettable and worthwhile trip for you, your family and your love ones...


Visit Sun Cruises website to schedule your Corregidor trip!