Climax Manila Presents... (Super Embassy Club!)

This new club is bangin! That's right, EMBASSY Club is HOT 2 def! Now Vbar will have a strong "competition" and most probably it's goin to be a tight one. Embassy Super Club Manila opened it's doors to Manila's "IT" crowd last February 8, 2005 @ The Fort where y'all used to hit when there was still a club that we all call "FAT WILLY's". I guess this one is the second coming of those days, and no doubt The Fort is back on the gimmick map of Manila's finest, loveliest and craziest crowds, add to that, pretty faces too! Finally, a place where everyone can chill, relax, mack (hehe!) and, well, do whatever (positivley ofcourse!). From ballers to models, celebrity hot shots to young proffesionals, car addicts and Hip-Hop heads, this place is the SHIZNIT. I don't have to elaborate more on what this club is all about, but if you wanna know the real deal on this, I guess you know what to do homie! =)

Birthday Tragedy

Something strange happened on my 26^th Birthday. It was as if the cast of the full moon on my party the night before foretold of something that was about to happen.

Early this morning, February 25^th, my wife received a phone call about the death of one of our employees. Binangungot daw. It was the second time that this happened to the same guy; only, on the first occasion, he was revived and was eventually granted a second chance at life. This time, however, death took him while he was sleeping. It was kind of odd, that we, who sold the casket used by Rico Yan when he died of Bangungot, will find the same in one of our employees.

As if it was enough, a second phone call came as an aftershock. Another one of our employees was hit by a raging car, with a half-asleep driver, along C5. The car hit him with full force that it dragged him several meters from where he was standing ( he was waiting for jeepney at the side of the highway ), and slammed into an acasia tree. He immediately died in the Taguig-Pateros hospital.

Two phone calls, two dead employees. I never thought I’d see this much death since it is something of a commodity where I work: a mortuary-crematory-memorial park.

It is as if one’s birthday is a gentle reminder that we were born to die. Carpe diem.

Posted by: Allan

PCC Homecoming 2005

Posted by: Marco Paolo

Jeric Valle's Bohol Pics

- Jeric

How to do clubbin' the right way...

[taken at Rain, in Las Vegas]

• kung meron kang poging "ride", ayos na ayos yan. kahit pa sing-panget ka ni Tado, pag nakita na ng bebot yung ride mo, gu-gwapo bigla ang mukha mo sa mga mata nila. i speak from experience, maniwala kayo. sa payatot kong ito, pag may nakausap ako sa club at niyaya kong lumabas sandali para magpahangin o kung anuman at itinuro ko na ang Lexus IS300 ko, all of a sudden ay very interested na ang mga fotah.
• suggestion ko sa attire: dark-colored long sleeves polo, slacks or khaki pants, sports suit (amerikana pero informal), gwapong leather shoes na hindi masyadong makintab. hehehe.
  
• laging tandaan, "karamihan" ng mga babae, lalo na yung mga club-goers ay attracted sa money, fame, and power. kaya sa conversation nyo, isabak mo agad ang matinding trabaho mo. karamihan naman sa inyo ay mga bigatin ang trabaho, pero pabigatin nyo pa. "i'm an engineer in avionics." (naks, totoo yan ha, diba Jorge?) o kaya ay, "i'm a doctor." o kaya ay "i'm a VP in Insurance Brokerage." NAKS! kundi ba naman tumulo ang laway ng mga bitches na yan!
• wag na wag kang kakabahan. be confident, feel important, speak intelligently.
• wag kang magpa-intimidate. kahit pa top model ang kausap mo, tandaan, tao rin sya at sigurado ako, di hamak na mas matalino, mas maabilidad, at mas masikap ka sa kung sinumang bitch yung kausap mo. syet, kumbento boy ka yata and last time i checked, world class ang batch natin!
• kung narinig nyo na dun sa lumang post ko sa blog ko, yung audioblog, tungkol sa "bank receipt". hehehe. ulitin ko lang, dahil garantisado yon, subok na yon! ganito yon eh: kung malaki ang bank account mo, punta ka sa ATM at mag-print ng maraming receipts with your account balance. (we're talking hundreds of thousands of pesoses dito) kung hindi naman ganito kalaki ang account mo, punta ka sa ATM, at magkalkal ka sa basura! hehehe, seryoso to pre...maghanap ka ng resibong may malaking balance! kumuha ka ng at least limang resibo...the more, the better, dahil kakailangan mo ito sa club. itago ang mga resibo sa iyong wallet. pag nasa club ka na, at may nakausap ka nang bebot, pag dumating ang oras na magbibigayan na kayo ng cellphone number, WAG mo basta ibigay lang sa kanya ang number mo para i-input sa cellphonebook nya. gamitin mo ang resibong itinago mo sa wallet mo! isulat mo ang phone number mo sa HARAP ng resibo, kung saan nakasulat ang higanteng bank account balance! kahit wag mo nang kunin ang number nung babae. 80% chance, tatawagan ka ng babaeng ito, that night or the next day...GUARANTEED! =)
• sa bar ang perfect place to start conversations, at hindi sa dance floor o sa couches. start out simple like "do you come here often?" o kaya "are you having fun tonight?" o kaya "you look hott, you know that?"
• kung trip mong magsayaw o isayaw ang isang natitipuhan mong babae, there's only one rule for that: GO FOR IT! the club scene is hott, everybody's in such a good mood (except for some bitchy supladas, of course) and most are down for fun. bakit ba pumupunta ang mga tao sa club? generally speaking, para sa mga lalake: to meet girls, hoping to "score" with them there or afterwards. para sa mga babae: to have fun. marami ring mga babae ang pumupunta sa club para maka-meet ng lalake, pero generally, they go there to have some fun, that's it. kaya kung fun ka, eh this is your night, dude! you will once in a while experience rejections from some bitch, BUT WHO F*CKIN' CARES, ask another one! wag mong yayayaing magsayaw ang isang babaeng nakaupo lang tapos bigla mong lalapitan at yayayain agad. RED FLAG 'to! natural lang, weird ang magiging reaction nung bebot sa ganon no, para ka namang gago non. yayain mo yung kung sinuman ang nakakausap mo sa bar. kung wala man, pasok ka dance floor mag-isa, the dance floor is full of chicks dancing by themselves...MAGMANMAN KA LANG, makikita mo yon. be a keen observer, at pag na-bullseye mo ang isang bebot na medyo iniwan nung kaibigan nyang bebot din dahil may kasayaw na ito, no need to ask, ibigay mo agad ang kamay mo na parang hinihingi ang kamay nya, habang sumasayaw. again, you will always face rejections, lalo na kung kamukha mo si Sir Dormiendo with the manyak look, pero don't stop there. ang umaayaw ay hindi nagwawagi, at ang nagwawagi ay hindi umaayaw.
• sa pagtatanong ng number, ganito ang banat, "you don't mind if i take your number, do you?" sa construction pa lang ng question na to, parang malilito na agad ang bebot na hindi sigurado kung "yes" o "no" ang dapat na isagot nya. hehehe. ito ang maling pagtatanong, "can i get your number?" o kaya "can i call you tomorrow?" MALI, WRONG, HINDI POGI!

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"¡Hola hombres hermosos! Quisiera lamerle uno por uno."

- Sofia Vergara

(translation: "Hello handsome men! I'd like to lick all of you, one by one.")

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The Maike Experience

Maike Evers is one of the girl models of Smart's AMP (Addict Mobile Prepaid). She, with Nicole Hernandez, was also featured in UNO Magazine (Feb-Mar 2005 Issue).



Wala lang. Just wanted to share that I had a chance to see her up-close and personal in SM Megamall, Cybercenter, 4th Floor, at the SMART Wireless Center booth.



She was stunning in personal. She wore a printed baby t-shirt and maong cargo pants. But I like her more in the white two-piece bathing suit she wore in UNO mag, that never fails to give me the hard-on.