Spit and Homos

Spit and Homos

 

shittt pare sira vibes ko kanina. it was raining cats

and dogs so i had to go tambay sa waiting shed ng

starbs sc while waiting for mang tonyo. pucha

talaga i feel like out of place katabi all these baho

orcs. Then i saw a native spitting sa road before

making sabit sa jeep na dumaan. Im certain nacall

center lowlife un with his gaudy getup and 2-layer

jacket na mukhang sako ng bigas sa kacheapan.

Definitely naghahabol ng shift yun dahil need nya

every penny to survive his miserable existence or

pede ring naeebs na like the askal that he is. Kadiri

talaga pare sana malaglag na that neanderthal from

his sabit and spare the world of their kind na no.

 

ankulit kasi ni mom eh, sabi ko ng let me drive the

car muna kaso she's afraid id gallop my spankin

new ferrari all over rufino parking just like last time.

Its as if i made gasgas or anything sa car tutal akin

naman yun. i even saw that baho native sekyu trying

to stop me while i dash to the ground floor. Lapit ba

naman tapos pinapaslow down ako? The audacity!

Kaya i took a ninoy bill from my versace italia

collezion wallet and shoved it straight to that

mamaw jaws of his. Hahaha tuwa pa si gago, how

gullible these simpletons are oh.

 

When that antique butler of mine came i was so

mad that i made galit in french so as to make him

and all those filthy katutubos look more stupid. Iba

talaga pag may pedigree, mukhang egoy silang

lahat Haha.

 

while in the car i tried contacting mom who was

nagging me na for the upteenth time kung asan na

ko. Flooding my Nokia 9500 with those shoddy

texts all day, its as if id make a dyahe sms reply no

sheesshh... buti na lang talaga i changed from globe

to smart last week, pare naging seamless ang

chikahan namin ni Cherubs nung weekend... i had

to check on how she was doing na sa Aldridge u sa

bay area so i can pay her a visit pag libre na cia.

Umaatikabong shopping spree na naman to! Last

time we talked was a nightmare while using that

uber jologs Globo sim. I mean pare biruin mo ha top

of the line platinum service na ko but countless

beses nag drop ang call namin ni che. Kulang na

lang buhusan ko ng muriatic acid ung sim card sa

sobrang inis. i bet almost 90% of globo users are

call center scads trying to be IN by worshipping that

stoopid commercial where nagsparkle ung mata

nung bitchy orclady. "are u one of us?" kadire

feeling chichi commoner pero swakwaks naman no... really

sooo bobo, no brainer eh "globo homo" sucks

fuk them all for that fuked up service.

 

Later pare.